why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon
dennys what the fuck
Whenever I misquote a lyric from a musical
That sexy sizzle, though.
Makes me feel like I’m the cook.
Skillets. Am I right?
Denny’s stop trying to be cool wth
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.